daily dose of insanity

12:19pm: my man Chris is wise beyond his years
Infinity Driven: If you could have one but NOT the other, would you:
a) Love someone
b) Be loved by someone

what a deep, thought provoking, adn in my case, relevant question.... I don't know how to answer that, at all, hence why my life is in limbo right now.

Ok, well n/m he's a cheater, he stole it off an okcupid quiz... what a fag

7:09pm:

4:50am: I just watched the fifth element again, and well I hate Bruce Willis.... So get to make out with Milla Jovovich.... That broad is so damn hot it's not right..... I do believe I could fuck Rosanne in the ass if I had a strong enough mental image of Milla to think about.

For those who can't remember her from 5th element, she's also in the enw movie ultraviolet, and also is the chick in the resident evil movies.... I do believe I'de sacrifice a hand or even my entire arm for the ability to have her for a week..

anyways, other than that, not much ahs changed, still miserable, hatefull, etc.... altho weed makes thigns a little more tollerable

8:17am: pure humor

You Should Weigh 176

If you weigh less than this, you either have a fast metabolism or are about to gain weight. If you weigh more than this, you may be losing a few pounds soon!

LOLOLOL I've never heard anything so funny

8:35am: hehehehehehe

Psychotic. You scored 89% Cold and 33% Level-Headed!

Think about what you're so eager to take away. Killing someone isn't like breaking a G.I. Joe.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 97% on Cold You scored higher than 1% on Level-Headed

Link: The Can You Kill a Man? Test written by notmarkflynn on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

9:34am: yeah, eat your heart out Nayzle

You scored as Jason Varitek. You are Jason Varitek. You are a natural leader and are highly respected by many. You are tough and will duke it out with any purple-lipped princess when it comes to defending your buddies, which makes you a very loyal friend. Oh Captain, my captain! </td> Jason Varitek 73% Johnny Damon 63% Mark Bellhorn 57% David Ortiz 53% Curt Schilling 50% Theo Epstein 47% Manny Ramirez 43% Kevin Millar 33% Which Red Sox Player Are You? created with QuizFarm.com

10:26pm: DUDE I'm getting a dell
yay best xmas present ever, I'm finally getting a laptop, and I'm not paying for it... SCORE!!!!!!

I don' think it's a coiincidence this comes after 2 weekends ago I smoked up for the first time in like 2 years

12:15pm: Magic Number
The magic number for the glorious day that is before us is this... 53500, the number that shall cause much sorrow on this joyous day tho will be 14000.....

But on the lighter side of sears.... wait there is no lighter side, that's about it, it's a good thing, not a bad thing, except for those fucking taxes, dirty politians

12:39pm: boredom
FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE
1.Machinist
2. Garbage Man
3. Truck Driver
4. Manager

FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER
1. Boondock Saints
2. The Program
3. PCU
4. Suicide Kings

FOUR CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN:
1. Philadelphia
2. Hyannis, MA
3. Dennisport, MA
4. Lincoln, ME

FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH
1. Family Guy
2. Simpsons
3. CSI
4. Sports Center

FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION:
1. TX
2. California
3. Philly when I lived in MA
4. Cape Cod

FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY:
1. LJ
2. ESPN
3. baseball fever
4. boston.com sports section

FOUR OF YOUR ALL-TIME FAVORITE RESTAURANTS:
1. Cheesecake Factory
2. Luscious Louies
3. Chillis
4. TGI Fridays

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
1. stuffed chicken breast
2. lobster
3. Lasagna
4. steak

FOUR SCHOOLS YOU'VE ATTENDED
1. Centerville Elementary
2. Cape Cod Community College
3. DYRHS
4. Wixon

FOUR THINGS IN YOUR ROOM:
1. computer
2. A bed
3. dresser
4. fan

FOUR THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. jeans
2. slipknot shirt
3. socks
4. boxers

FOUR PLACES I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:
1. sleeping
2. Dave and Busters
3. Working
4. driving around aimlessly

5:18pm: LOL CHris and I are alike in way too many ways

Daring, confident, animalistic You like to have a lot of sex and try a lot of things. You are very kinky and have a lot of confidence in yourself. You like to explore all aspects of sexuality because it is something that interests you a lot.

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I guess it's no wonder we end up fooling around with the same people :} I'm glad to share my exs with my buddy tho... I just hope my advice to get feeling from that hallway helps him out

8:44am: yup, I'm going to die
So at work tonight some1 hands Auschwitz a clipping from the news paper "who's the baddest man in Philly presented by tuff e nuff"

he comes up with teh great idea of getting people at work to pitch in to enter ME..... Ok, well lets think about this...
1)it's boxing, not UFC type shit, so my chances of winning at 0%
2) the weight classes are 25lbs each, except for the 200+
3)I haven't been in a gym in god knows how long

But I have been looking at gyms, so this is the kick in the ass I needed.... They're paying the entry fee, and also buying me drinks later that night...

I realize I will not win, and there is a damn good chance I'll lose in the first round... but lets think about this... I'm no small guy, and can take a hell of alot of pain... so there is also a good chance I'll kick 1, 2 maybe even 3 people's asses that night... it's only 3 rounds of 1min apiece....

meaning worst case scenario, I get my ass kicked for 3 minutes..... And you all know me.... I'm not afraid to get hurt, I get hurt all the time like this past weekend, so I'm going to do it, I'll go, kick some ass maybe, get my ass kicked def. and have a good time doing it...

god help me I'm sick, but I WILL go down swinging, and the person that beats me will know that he was in a fight

5:12pm: gay

YOU'RE THE IMMORTAL ICON, HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN!

"I know it'll end someday. But it won't be
today, brother. IT WON'T BE TODAY! Hulkamania
is still runnin' wild!"


Which HULK HOGAN are you?
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10:21pm: RAGE COME TO ME!!!!!
This weekend shall test my rage.....

It's the only thing I think that can get me through this weekend.... pure unadulterated rage, which I had an abundance of before, I just hope it's still in there somewhere to call upon, because Rage is how I black out pain and my gode I'm going to be one hurting puppy after this weekend... I'll recap after everything goes down, like Monday night before I go to work, heh... anyways, Jogre out

4:18pm:
Blue - You fall hard and feel things deeply. You
are loyal, a skilled listener, and loving.
However, you have a darker side.
The depth of your emotion can quickly turn to
depressive, constricting feelings which can
trouble your lovers. You are best
matched with Green.


What color is your love? (Great artwork!)
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4:02pm: news bulletin
Joe needs to get his dinky stinky

4:05pm: heh
Big surprise..... work saved my ass yet again...

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	4.3
Mind:	4.1
Body:	4.7
Spirit:	3
Friends/Family:	2.9
Love:	1.4
Finance:	8.4
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

11:17am: The long awaited update
Well lets see..... update time.

1)Nay came down for a month
2) putting off going to teh dentist bit me in the ass, finally getting the wisdom teeth yanked, along with the tooth that it destroyed, and a root canal..... fucking GREAT fun
3)aforementioned teeth pain drove me insane with pain this weekend, the only way to numb it was to drink, and I drank more than I've ever drank before (on an empty stomach since it hurt too much to eat) passed out in the front yard of Steve's sister's house, then went inside, pissed on his brother in law and when I woke up, we had plans to go to the shore, and I was all hung over, and while waiting for steve to get ready I puked... yes Joe puked from drinking... adn it was BRIGHT YELLOW!!! it was damn sexy....
4)Went to the shore with 50 bucks to spend as I didn't want to blow alot of money, got it up to 100, went and played some 4 card poker, then went down to 15 bucks, figued I'de play one hand of blackjack, and I kept winning.... turned it into 400 and walkedthe fuck away...
5)was supposed to go see Gwar and DD last night but on the way home from the shore my teeth were killing me again to the point of almost tears, so I decided against it, sucks because I really wanted to go see DD....

1:12pm: angry, angry Joe
Hi, my name is Joe, and I'm a rapist... I like having consensual sex with women, and then being called a rapist.... it makes my pants swell... I love women like that, it brings out the necrophiliac in me.... makes me want to fuck them in the ass while choking them to death.

9:59am: I didn't think it was THAT hard.

Extremely Difficult Your life has been 59% difficult.

Based on your family, money, political context, and personal situation -- during the important years of your development -- it appears your life was EXTREMELY DIFFICULT. What does this mean? Well, the "difficulty" of your life is a measure of how rough you had it. Relative to the world, you had a very, very difficult childhood. I'm not sure what "success" means to you, but whatever it is, you can achieve it. When you do, it'll be that much more impressive. I have a new test! Straight males and gay/bi females, check out my brand new How Low Are Your Sex Standards Test

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 95% on difficult

Link: The How Difficult Is Your Life Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

12:35pm:

The Backrubber Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDm) Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber. We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw. Your exact opposite: The Vapor Trail Random Brutal Love Master Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too. Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you. ALWAYS AVOID: The Peach CONSIDER: The Playstation Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. My profile name: bobb6666969

8:30am: heh

You are a stone key, and you unlock old and magical
secrets. What you have to offer is powerful and
difficult for many to understand, but
invaluable to the few who can truly grasp it.
Give the things you have carefully and
wisely, because not everyone will use them for
good.


What sort of key are you and what do you unlock?
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2:01am:

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1:53am: LOLOLOLOL
LOL @ asshole syndrome......

it no longer pisses me off, if anything it ammuses me..... LOLOLOL @ u

8:52am: Fuckin A Right!

You scored as Loki. </td> Tyr 80% Odin 80% Loki 80% Thor 70% Heimdall 60% Freyr 40% Njord 40% Hel 40% Skadi 40% Bragi 40% Balder 30% Frigg 30% Sif 20% Freya 10% Which Pagan God or Goddess are you most like? created with QuizFarm.com

ironically this is my favorite norse god, and also what I named my stealth :{

11:30am: OMFG Tales from tech supprot retard hell
Izzy A: Welcome to HP Total Care for Desktops.
My name is Izzy. How may I assist you today?
Joseph Levesque: I am trying to find the drivers for my father's computer, he said that his model number is 979sc, and it's a pavilion
Joseph Levesque: but when I Look it up on the site, it doesn't show a 979 in the 900 series
Izzy A: Okay Joseph,
Joseph Levesque: I was wondering if there is any way to cross-reference the serial number to double check the model number
Izzy A: Let me know which drivers you are trying to install.
Izzy A: Yes Joseph. I will give you the link to check the serial number.
Joseph Levesque: I'm going to need them all as his Hard Drive crashed and I will be isntalling his new one this week
Izzy A: Visit the link below to locate the serial number on your computer.

http://h10025.www1.hp.com/ewfrf/wc/genericDocument?lc=en&cc=us&docname=c00004461&dlc=en〈=en
Joseph Levesque: I ahve the serial number
Izzy A: Okay, let me know.
Joseph Levesque: us04957110
Izzy A: No Joseph, this is not the one.
Izzy A: Please give me the model and product number of your computer. You can get the model number along with other product information, if you press 'Ctrl', 'Alt' and 'S' keys together.
Joseph Levesque: Computer is not working
Joseph Levesque: I was emailed the information
Joseph Levesque: "the model number is 979sc and the serial number in
case you need that is us04957110.
"
Izzy A: You can find the model number on the sticker of the Tower.
Joseph Levesque: it was written down off teh front panel of the computer
Joseph Levesque: front panel of teh tower
Izzy A: Joseph, check at the back of the tower.
Joseph Levesque: I unfortunetly do not have the tower where I am... the tower is at another house.. that was the information given to me
Joseph Levesque: So what I'm gathering is taht neither the model number, nor the serial number is correct
Joseph Levesque: excuse me, are correct
Izzy A: Yes Joseph, both the model and serial number are not correct.
Izzy A: No need to worry.
Izzy A: I will give you the general link on how to find the drivers for your xxx model.
Izzy A: Please visit the http://www.hp.com/ web site.
Joseph Levesque: but if I don't have the correct model how am I going to find teh correct drivers?
Izzy A: Let me know when you are there.
Joseph Levesque: ok, there
Izzy A: Now on link click on Software & Driver Downloads
Joseph Levesque: k
Izzy A: Under Support for your products: Enter the model number and press enter.
Joseph Levesque: I DO NOT HAVE THE MODEL NUMBER
Joseph Levesque: you jsut told me it is incorrect
Izzy A: This will list you the drivers for your particular model.
Izzy A: Yes Joseph, once you get teh corertc model number you can enter and get the drivers.
Joseph Levesque: well I know that
Joseph Levesque: oh jesus, I just felt my IQ lower 50 points...
Joseph Levesque: thank you and have a nice day
Izzy A: We at HP Total Care ensure that you receive an excellent support experience. Have we been able to accomplish this for you today? Is there any other technical issue that I can assist you with?
Joseph Levesque: No, and no
Izzy A: It was my pleasure assisting you Joseph. Have a great day!!
I appreciate your patience towards the issue and the interest that you have towards the computer and its programs.
Joseph Levesque: thank you
Joseph Levesque: nice cookie cutter approach
Joseph Levesque: do u have that as a macro?
Joseph Levesque: or jsut copy/paste?
Izzy A: Not the copy paste.



I am seriously dumbfounded..... somehow I could not get hired for techsupport.... but this complete lack of brain cells could.... LOL